Well getting with the holiday season...I think its time to start loading my vocabulary with great lines.
Ones you have heard, used or keep safe. Please try not to rehash movie lines. If it exist in a foregin language try to translate...or give an explanation.
1. Thank You I am so much stupider for this conversation.
2. Cantonese..."he jerks off so hard he shoots down airplanes"
3. Wow your the main reason why the world is trying so hard to legalize abortion.
Please feel free...Happy Holiday's
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Insult Monger
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Insult Monger
by Dr.Rob on Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:54 pm
Having nothing to lose is the new wealth.
Profitez de la guerre mes enfants, la paix sera terrible.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Profitez de la guerre mes enfants, la paix sera terrible.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
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Re: Insult Monger
by Ian on Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:13 pm
I like calling people 'speculum'.
It's not a particularly effective insult, but I get a kick out of it.
It's not a particularly effective insult, but I get a kick out of it.
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Re: Insult Monger
by qiphlow on Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:48 pm
"did your parents have any children that lived?"
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Re: Insult Monger
by vertige on Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:26 pm
Ian wrote:I like calling people 'speculum'.
It's not a particularly effective insult, but I get a kick out of it.
Try 'santorum' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism) : that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter... it's a little more punchy and most likely a little more obscure.
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Re: Insult Monger
by shawnsegler on Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:30 pm
I've always liked "eat a bag of shit".
If you want to get punched by a lady my favorite line is "ignorant box". I'd just as soon get along with the ladies though. They is all dangerous.
S
If you want to get punched by a lady my favorite line is "ignorant box". I'd just as soon get along with the ladies though. They is all dangerous.
S
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
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Re: Insult Monger
by Ian on Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:59 pm
vertige wrote:Ian wrote:I like calling people 'speculum'.
It's not a particularly effective insult, but I get a kick out of it.
Try 'santorum' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism) : that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter... it's a little more punchy and most likely a little more obscure.
mmm. frothy gonococcus macchiato...
just a thought: I bet if you put that on a starbucks menu, it'd sell.
- Ian
Re: Insult Monger
by shawnsegler on Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:21 pm
With a hot tangy side of verga!
S
S
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
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Re: Insult Monger
by meeks on Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:08 pm
sperm burper
sperm bank (takes it in the ass)
every time I hear you speak it reminds me of adopting a feral cat...
my most common:
holy fuck dude, you're just fucked aren't you?
sperm bank (takes it in the ass)
every time I hear you speak it reminds me of adopting a feral cat...
my most common:
holy fuck dude, you're just fucked aren't you?
"The power of Christ compels you!" *spank*
now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY!
now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY!
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Re: Insult Monger
by jwalker on Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:42 am
I like calling people muggles, or if I want to be mean, mudblood. Harsh.
I also like to improvise based on people attitude's or clothing, and start ranting and raving like Cpt Haddock from the TinTin comics, boy did he fly off the handle with regularity.
I like putting people down so much, I should be a bully!
I also like to improvise based on people attitude's or clothing, and start ranting and raving like Cpt Haddock from the TinTin comics, boy did he fly off the handle with regularity.
I like putting people down so much, I should be a bully!
"It is statisticly possible to attack someone with your machete." - John Wang
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Re: Insult Monger
by DeusTrismegistus on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:42 am
"I can feel my IQ dropping"
"Here is how much I care about grass growing, (raise hand), here is how much I care about you/this conversation (lower hand far below original point)."
"Here is how much I care about grass growing, (raise hand), here is how much I care about you/this conversation (lower hand far below original point)."
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bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill
bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill
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Re: Insult Monger
by Dr.Rob on Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:09 am
Oh these are great...
I also like...
calling people smegma http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma
Italian Bruta Ratsa "your of an ugly race"
Douche bag
I also like...
calling people smegma http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma
Italian Bruta Ratsa "your of an ugly race"
Douche bag
Having nothing to lose is the new wealth.
Profitez de la guerre mes enfants, la paix sera terrible.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Profitez de la guerre mes enfants, la paix sera terrible.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
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Re: Insult Monger
by Michael on Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:18 am
qiphlow wrote:"did your parents have any children that lived?"
That's from "Full Metal Jacket"
- Michael
Re: Insult Monger
by RobP on Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:44 am
1. Arse wipe
2. Spunk breath
3. What exactly are you for?
4. Somewhere a village is missing its idot
I highly recommend Roger's Profanisaurus
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm
2. Spunk breath
3. What exactly are you for?
4. Somewhere a village is missing its idot
I highly recommend Roger's Profanisaurus
http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm
- RobP
Re: Insult Monger
by GrahamB on Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:56 am
RobP wrote:4. Somewhere a village is missing its idot
I hope that was intentional
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