I got in a fight

[TaoJoannes]

Dude, Roadhouse is one of my favorite movies.

The update is that they agreed to pay and dipped out of town three days early.

I'm trying hard to make my life a little less dangerous, hopefully the chipped teeth will help with the bouncer gig interview I've got this weekend.

It's almost a perfect situation, alcohol impairment, surprise attack with a weapon, multiple opponents(for him) illustrating the futility of groundwork, and absolutely no police involvement.

This is exactly why I train, but damn I wish I would have beat him more.

[TaoJoannes]

(I run my own part-time business called StripperCab, it's very informal)

I am interested in opening a franchise, please PM me with details.

It's actually a very simple three step process.

1) Get a car
2) Find strippers without cars
3) Offer them a ride for gas money and/or whatever else you might be interested in.

You just have to follow these simple rules.

1) You do not give a stripper money, ever. This will automatically reduce your status to that of penis-with-a-wallet.
2) You do not loan strippers money. All moneys received by them are a gift.
3) You do not let a stripper gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. (see rule number 2)
4) Always wear a condom.

[everything]

Strippers, a trailer, beer and taiji used to kick ass in a fight!

Man, I half thought the story was joking. My image of TaoJoannes from his avatar picture is of Gordon Liu's character in Kill Bill or maybe from 36th Chamber of Shaolin. Throwing into this picture a trailer, drunken front yard fights, StripperCab, and a thrown beer bottle is just weird. Topping it off with "deadly" tai chi weird posture names like "Fist Under Elbow" is just a surreal combination of white trashy and chop socky, er, well, rather like Kill Bill, after all. Which just made the story seem more surreal. I also wondered what your ex was doing while her new bf was getting beat on, and what your current gf's kid was doing while his mom was putting the beat on this dude.

Anyway, hope your teeth will turn out fine.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Isn't Rule Number 2 in contradiction with Rule Number 1?

[TaoJoannes]

Strippers, a trailer, beer and taiji used to kick ass in a fight!

Man, I half thought the story was joking. My image of TaoJoannes from his avatar picture is of Gordon Liu's character in Kill Bill or maybe from 36th Chamber of Shaolin. Throwing into this picture a trailer, drunken front yard fights, StripperCab, and a thrown beer bottle is just weird. Topping it off with "deadly" tai chi weird posture names like "Fist Under Elbow" is just a surreal combination of white trashy and chop socky, er, well, rather like Kill Bill, after all. Which just made the story seem more surreal. I also wondered what your ex was doing while her new bf was getting beat on, and what your current gf's kid was doing while his mom was putting the beat on this dude.

Anyway, hope your teeth will turn out fine.

The ex was holding the baby.

This is, sadly(?), my life. It's fun, but tiring.


As for the rules, rule 2 is a further elaboration. You might think it's not okay to give a girl money, but loan it. Rule 2 informs you that all "loans" are actually "gifts". Rather than a contradiction, it's more of a corollary.

[Darthwing Teorist]

You realize that Rule Number 2 is what is stopping you from officially becoming a pimp, don't you?...

[Darthwing Teorist]

You realize that Rule Number 2 is what is stopping you from officially becoming a pimp, don't you?...

Well, that and the quality of the ride that TJ can offer. My guess is that his car is more like this



than this

In that case he needs to give Xzibit a call.

[Bär]

[Josealb]

TJ, you're into poetry, right?

[ShibbalSekki]

video or didnt happen....
Btw sucks that you had your teeth chipped and had to deal with an asshole.

[mixjourneyman]

You realize that Rule Number 2 is what is stopping you from officially becoming a pimp, don't you?...

Well, that and the quality of the ride that TJ can offer. My guess is that his car is more like this



than this

Cripes!! Thats me on the left hanging out with Tom Waits (right). Looks like Tom gained a couple pounds and I lost a few....

[TaoJoannes]

You realize that Rule Number 2 is what is stopping you from officially becoming a pimp, don't you?...

Well, that and the quality of the ride that TJ can offer. My guess is that his car is more like this



than this

In that case he needs to give Xzibit a call.

Hell naw.

I'm rockin the 99 Buick Regal LSE with premium sound, touring suspension and heated leather seats.

Looks just like this one, 'cept with Square and Compasses and Pastafarian Pirate Fish on the back.



My hoes ride in style.

[jasonf]

Probably best to keep kids out of that sorta thing.

[meeks]

Btw sucks that you had your teeth chipped and had to deal with an asshole.

well, look at the positives..lets see....

don't have to open your mouth when eating popcorn now.

might be able to pass for Madonna's long lost brother

more likely to get a guest spot on Springer

if you've got a wicked zit on your nose, no one'll notice

well, I tried. Hopefully it makes you laugh a bit.

[affa]