For science!

[TaoJoannes]

I can't remember which forum I posted it in, but a couple days ago I said I'd conduct an experiment at the local strip club to determine whether or not fake breasts glow when you put a flashlight to them.

Yes, they do.

I tried three pairs of fake breasts and five pairs of naturals, and in all cases, the silicone conducted the light so the entire breast glowed, while the natural tissue snuffed the light out and only glowed in a small area.

For science!

[DeusTrismegistus]

Nice, could make for an interesting show in the dark with some lights under the breasts.

[TaoJoannes]

I'm considering marketing a special bra with lights built into the underside.

You could match the batteries to the cup size, A, AA, C, D...

[everything]

man you crack me up with your campsite fights and strippercabs.

on MANswers, they had an episode where they discovered ("for science") that real breasts help women float, while fake breasts do not. Yes. For science. Men need to know.

[shawnsegler]

Thanks for taking one for the team, TJ.

The greater brotherhood of men smiles upon your selfless works.

S

[Darthwing Teorist]

Video or didn't happen.

[TaoJoannes]

man you crack me up with your campsite fights and strippercabs.

on MANswers, they had an episode where they discovered ("for science") that real breasts help women float, while fake breasts do not. Yes. For science. Men need to know.

I didn't mention my Stripper's Children's babysitting service, ErotiTots. Or freelance legal consultant services.

All part of the "Daddy Jason's Daycare and Home for Wayward Women and Alley Cats" corporate umbrella.

Experiment video will be forthcoming.

[Bär]

Yeah...I'm afraid we're gonna need some photographic evidence...or I do this to my balls and post the pic.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Yeah...I'm afraid we're gonna need some photographic evidence...or I do this to my balls and post the pic.

Well, now we know that according to this theory, Qiflow's balls aren't real.

[Bär]

Yeah...he got himself some Neuticles.



http://www.neuticles.com/natural.php

[Darthwing Teorist]

Why Neuticles?

Why not? The 207 year-old traditional form of altering used on family pets includes the permanent removal of the pet's testicles. Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets because of this. Neuticles eliminates 'neuter-hesitant' concerns - as a 'Neuticled' pet looks exactly the same after surgery. With Neuticles its like nothing ever changed!

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

[Bär]

Yeah...for when you want your dog or cat or horse or steer to have that natural look. I understand these way more for humans than for animals.

[qiphlow]

Yeah...I'm afraid we're gonna need some photographic evidence...or I do this to my balls and post the pic.

Well, now we know that according to this theory, Qiflow's balls aren't real.

ahem.
you know that thing you so quaintly call "the sun?"
that's less than half the brilliance of just my left nut.

[Michael]

And with his left nut, Pan (qiphlow) Gu made the sun, and with his right nut, he made the moon, and every day they grew 3 li brighter and he grew 9 cun longer...