Best Use of Sword for the New Year

[Andy_S]

Enjoy - and happy new year to all!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ye28n_aJspA

BTW, please let me know your results with this...both in terms of cracking the champoo and impressing the maiden.

[DeusTrismegistus]

awesome

[Darth Rock&Roll]

I used to do that while wearing a pirate hat in the bar i worked at.

yarrrr! champagne missy? Yarrrr

[Andy_S]

Deus:

Word.

Darth:

"Piratical bartender" sounds like the perfect job. What did you give it up for?

[yusuf]

tat is some pussy way of doing it.. much better to use a katana on a standing bottle ..take off the entire top in one go..

yes it works but perhaps, after yesterdays impromptu martial drinking sessions, Martin might want to chip in on the dangers of combining swords and alcohol ;0

[Darth Rock&Roll]

Deus:

Word.

Darth:

"Piratical bartender" sounds like the perfect job. What did you give it up for?

a real job. lol

[Ben]

ok ,thats pretty sweet.

[klonk]

Just pull out the cork, ya pommey twit!

I mean! You've done off the coiffure, unwired the cage and now you need a sword? Oh, please. You can get the cork out from this point with your thumb, and no chance of glass in the wine.

Saw this trick ages ago, never saw any point in it.

[meeks]

"Piratical bartender" sounds like the perfect job. What did you give it up for?

clown suit at chuck-e cheese's

[Darth Rock&Roll]

Can you imagine your whole career spent in one form of halloween garb or another.

barking people in for car washes while holding balloons, followed by sandwhich board eat at joes with a gorilla mask on then off to wear a fred flinstone costume at a waterpark and so on.

man, that would be fucked, but if you were a furry or cosplay weirdo, I guess that would be just the thing. lol

[Andy_S]

Goddamit Klonk, you miss the point (and the edge) entirely.

It's not about efficiency, man, it's about:
(1) Impressing birds
(2) D'Artangnan-style panache; and, above all
(3) Grade A chappishness

I once read an interivew with Jackie Chan. One of his scripts read something along the lines of: "Jackie walks up to the gate, opens it, and walks to front door." Jackie had to be forcibly restraining from shitting all over himself. He yelled, "Gaaaah! You fucking dunderheads don't fucking get Jackie fucking Chan! I don't fucking walk up to fucking gates! I climb lithely up them - leap off the top - do a couple of flips on the way down - land like a cat, and THEN walk up to the front fucking door - after spanking a couple of villains on the way. Got it? Rewrite! Now!"
(At least, that is the way I recall it)

These my friend, are words to live by.

Sort of...

[meeks]

when I was 15 - 18 years old I worked summers at the fair on a ride. It was a 'ghost train' where the cart would take riders inside of a dark 'house' and they'd see things light up and move. Part of my job was to take turns going in the back and wearing a mask to scare the bejeezus out of people thinking I was just another mannequin. Despite the heat of wearing a rubber mask (we got nosebleeds sometimes from the heat) the job was fun (I loved to scare people) and you met lots of girls (hey I was a teenager).

[qiphlow]

Gaaaah! You fucking dunderheads don't fucking get Jackie fucking Chan!

new sig.

[Andy_S]

Qiphlow:

Cheers, that'll be five bucks. PayPal is fine.