Elon Vs. the Zuck

[Peacedog]

I'll start it as no one has done so.

I thought the Zuck had it due to his jujitsu background. Just found out Elon trained judo and Kyokushin when younger.

Not sure what to think now.

Anyone taking odds?

[Bill]

I'm going with size. Musk is larger at 6'1'' while Zuck is 5'7'' and much lighter.

[Bill]

[GrahamB]

Musk gasses in 20 seconds max.

[origami_itto]

I'm excited for this. No matter what happens someone is getting hurt or humiliated and I am here for it.

George St Pierre is working with Musk.

Vale tudo?

Can we get them some steroids? Allow weapons?

[Steve James]

Don't be surprised if it doesn't happen. I don't think a bigger guy challenges a smaller one unless he thinks he will win. It's an ego contest.

Nobody cares who will win; they want to see someone lose. As in "I'd love to see someone kick someone's ass or vice versa.

[origami_itto]

Yes I wish they would both lose.

[Bao]

Just because someone has practice a little bit of jujutsu does mean he can fight. Especially a spoiled brat who has never even washed his own clothes. He has never worked hard, just got lucky to make a good deal with the CIA to run a mass surveillance service. Musk OTOH has actually worked and has a little bit discipline. If Zuck got a little punch on his nose he would be running to his mommy.

But it won't happen, so who cares? But if it would, I would bet on Musk.

[origami_itto]

I don't think we can presume that. At least Zuck has competed and is in much better shape.

[Dmitri]

They both already won this "fight" (regardless of whether it even happens), having the entire world thinking and taking and posting about these two

P. S. Bill, that's freakin' awesome

[GrahamB]

Just because someone has practice a little bit of jujutsu does mean he can fight. Especially a spoiled brat who has never even washed his own clothes. He has never worked hard, just got lucky to make a good deal with the CIA to run a mass surveillance service. Musk OTOH has actually worked and has a little bit discipline. If Zuck got a little punch on his nose he would be running to his mommy.

But it won't happen, so who cares? But if it would, I would bet on Musk.

Zuck is young(ish), has competed and won in a BJJ competition as well as trained MMA. He's in pretty good physical shape and trains like an athlete.

I'd say he beats you (and about most of the posters here on this board) in a "fight".

[origami_itto]

[Dmitri]

That's freakin' awesome

[Sea.Wolf.Forge]

Now that I know news stories about billionaires can end with "dead at the bottom of the atlantic ocean" any article that doesn't include this ending seems hollow and meaningless.
I propose these two non-athlete genetic dead-ends with, and I stress this, WHITE BELT LEVEL SKILLS duel on a leaky sub 12,000 feet down or it won't be worth watching.
Seriously, fuck these assholes, they run shitty companies and continue to exploit people on a global scale.

[origami_itto]

Now that I know news stories about billionaires can end with "dead at the bottom of the atlantic ocean" any article that doesn't include this ending seems hollow and meaningless.
I propose these two non-athlete genetic dead-ends with, and I stress this, WHITE BELT LEVEL SKILLS duel on a leaky sub 12,000 feet down or it won't be worth watching.
Seriously, fuck these assholes, they run shitty companies and continue to exploit people on a global scale.