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Elon Vs. the Zuck

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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby Quigga on Thu Jul 06, 2023 11:03 pm

Yes, fuck em right in their assholes.
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby everything on Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:54 pm

guess zuck is winning with the "threads" thing. kinda yawn, though
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby jimmy on Fri Jul 07, 2023 8:43 pm

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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby meeks on Fri Jul 14, 2023 11:59 am

I think Zuck would have had it once Musk ran out of steam.. too out of shape
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby Taste of Death on Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:05 am

When celebrity grudge matches meant something

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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby Taste of Death on Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:19 am

For the record, Zuck (as he's now known) competed as a white belt in a division with only one other competitor. And then proceeded to brag about it. At least the match wasn't outdoors.
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby vadaga on Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:18 am

but more to the point EF users: could you singlehandedly defeat Elon & Zuck in physical battle?
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby origami_itto on Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:16 am

vadaga wrote:but more to the point EF users: could you singlehandedly defeat Elon & Zuck in physical battle?

Context, rules, and stakes, please.
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby vadaga on Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:37 am

origami_itto wrote:
vadaga wrote:but more to the point EF users: could you singlehandedly defeat Elon & Zuck in physical battle?

Context, rules, and stakes, please.


hm. let's go with pure melee combat, you are allowed shoes, no ruleset, battle to the death. location: a billonaires-only deserted island with no incidental weapons or sand to be thrown in eyes. It is flat and they are able to approach 2 on 1 at once and/or circle around you. Also, if they win all twitter and fb users will receive a notification of your name and that 'your $h1+ is fake'
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby origami_itto on Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:41 am

vadaga wrote:
origami_itto wrote:
vadaga wrote:but more to the point EF users: could you singlehandedly defeat Elon & Zuck in physical battle?

Context, rules, and stakes, please.


hm. let's go with pure melee combat, you are allowed shoes, no ruleset, battle to the death. location: a billonaires-only deserted island with no incidental weapons or sand to be thrown in eyes. It is flat and they are able to approach 2 on 1 at once and/or circle around you. Also, if they win all twitter and fb users will receive a notification of your name and that 'your $h1+ is fake'

And if I win I get their fortunes? They don't stand a chance.
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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby GrahamB on Sat Nov 04, 2023 11:58 pm

The Zuck went too far.... too soon.... he blew the whole of his ACL.....

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Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

Postby vadaga on Mon Nov 06, 2023 3:58 am

Should have been using those traditional Chinese methods which focus both on wellbeing and on fighting :)
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