Page 1 of 2

Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 4:47 am
by Peacedog
I'll start it as no one has done so.

I thought the Zuck had it due to his jujitsu background. Just found out Elon trained judo and Kyokushin when younger.

Not sure what to think now.

Anyone taking odds?

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 5:23 am
by Bill
I'm going with size. Musk is larger at 6'1'' while Zuck is 5'7'' and much lighter.

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 5:29 am
by Bill
Image

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:45 am
by GrahamB
Musk gasses in 20 seconds max.

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:44 am
by origami_itto
I'm excited for this. No matter what happens someone is getting hurt or humiliated and I am here for it.

George St Pierre is working with Musk.

Vale tudo?

Can we get them some steroids? Allow weapons?

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:26 am
by Steve James
Don't be surprised if it doesn't happen. I don't think a bigger guy challenges a smaller one unless he thinks he will win. It's an ego contest.

Nobody cares who will win; they want to see someone lose. As in "I'd love to see someone kick someone's ass or vice versa. :)

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:30 am
by origami_itto
Yes I wish they would both lose.

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 1:16 pm
by Bao
Just because someone has practice a little bit of jujutsu does mean he can fight. Especially a spoiled brat who has never even washed his own clothes. He has never worked hard, just got lucky to make a good deal with the CIA to run a mass surveillance service. Musk OTOH has actually worked and has a little bit discipline. If Zuck got a little punch on his nose he would be running to his mommy.

But it won't happen, so who cares? But if it would, I would bet on Musk.

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:13 am
by origami_itto
I don't think we can presume that. At least Zuck has competed and is in much better shape.

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 8:47 am
by Dmitri
They both already won this "fight" (regardless of whether it even happens), having the entire world thinking and taking and posting about these two

P. S. Bill, that's freakin' awesome ;D

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:02 am
by GrahamB
Bao wrote:Just because someone has practice a little bit of jujutsu does mean he can fight. Especially a spoiled brat who has never even washed his own clothes. He has never worked hard, just got lucky to make a good deal with the CIA to run a mass surveillance service. Musk OTOH has actually worked and has a little bit discipline. If Zuck got a little punch on his nose he would be running to his mommy.

But it won't happen, so who cares? But if it would, I would bet on Musk.


Zuck is young(ish), has competed and won in a BJJ competition as well as trained MMA. He's in pretty good physical shape and trains like an athlete.

I'd say he beats you (and about most of the posters here on this board) in a "fight". ;D

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:23 pm
by origami_itto
Image

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 4:58 pm
by Dmitri
That's freakin' awesome

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:48 am
by Sea.Wolf.Forge
Now that I know news stories about billionaires can end with "dead at the bottom of the atlantic ocean" any article that doesn't include this ending seems hollow and meaningless.
I propose these two non-athlete genetic dead-ends with, and I stress this, WHITE BELT LEVEL SKILLS duel on a leaky sub 12,000 feet down or it won't be worth watching.
Seriously, fuck these assholes, they run shitty companies and continue to exploit people on a global scale.

Re: Elon Vs. the Zuck

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2023 12:13 pm
by origami_itto
Sea.Wolf.Forge wrote:Now that I know news stories about billionaires can end with "dead at the bottom of the atlantic ocean" any article that doesn't include this ending seems hollow and meaningless.
I propose these two non-athlete genetic dead-ends with, and I stress this, WHITE BELT LEVEL SKILLS duel on a leaky sub 12,000 feet down or it won't be worth watching.
Seriously, fuck these assholes, they run shitty companies and continue to exploit people on a global scale.

Image