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Re: Kids
by mixjourneyman on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:22 pm
fuga wrote:My daughter broke her elbow when she fell off a barstool. At age 4.
Lush.
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Re: Kids
by Mut on Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:01 pm
lol ... i had to leave it open to interpretation.
Fuga was your daughters break bad, I broke both elbows as a kid and one still does not straighten.
Fuga was your daughters break bad, I broke both elbows as a kid and one still does not straighten.
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Re: Kids
by fuga on Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:07 pm
Just a hairline fracture. She is perfectly fine. She healed superfast.
The biggest impact was emotional. Anytime anyone would show her sympathy or ask about her arm, she'd give them the look of death. She's a tough one. In fact, once in a while she will show up to the Fairyland Fight Club and chase geese with an escrima stick.
Anyway, when she fell off the barstool, she was under her mother's watchful eye. I was innocent. I was out drinking with my brother.
The biggest impact was emotional. Anytime anyone would show her sympathy or ask about her arm, she'd give them the look of death. She's a tough one. In fact, once in a while she will show up to the Fairyland Fight Club and chase geese with an escrima stick.
Anyway, when she fell off the barstool, she was under her mother's watchful eye. I was innocent. I was out drinking with my brother.
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Re: Kids
by CaliG on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:54 pm
When my daughter was in the crib she'd bounce to the music.
Now ever since she started walking, when she hears a beat she starts shaking her booty.
The teenage years are going to be tough...got to keep up my gongfu.
Now ever since she started walking, when she hears a beat she starts shaking her booty.
The teenage years are going to be tough...got to keep up my gongfu.
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Re: Kids
by shawnsegler on Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:06 pm
The teenage years are going to be tough...got to keep up my gongfu.
Buy a shotgun.
I'm teaching my son "avoid fathers with shotguns" gong. He already has a couple of little girls who moon at him whenever he goes to school.
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You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
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Re: Kids
by Darthwing Teorist on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:45 pm
shawnsegler wrote:
Buy a shotgun.
Over here fathers start rusting a saw for those occasions. Not sure where it comes from, but I sort of like the idea. Obviously, whenever my daughter will bring a boy home, I will be busy cleaning some nasty looking knives.
И ам тхе террор тхат флапс ин тхе нигхт! И ам тхе црамп тхат руинс ёур форм! И ам...
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Re: Kids
by Mut on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:48 pm
Surely you Canadians only need to buy a lumber jack jacket.... especially in the city.... that ought to be enough to scare off any young men....
one of the down sides to having only boys is I don't get to be scary dad
one of the down sides to having only boys is I don't get to be scary dad
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Re: Kids
by Mut on Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:46 am
i'll be the one telling them to go knock 'em up and then get the hell out of there... without a forwarding address!
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