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Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Felipe Bidó on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:14 am

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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Doc Stier on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:35 am

Thank you, Felipe. -bow-

Any one of those guys were essentially an army of ONE. ;D

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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Felipe Bidó on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:40 am

Doc Stier wrote:Thank you, Felipe. -bow-

Any one of those guys were essentially an army of ONE. ;D

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I had the same thought when I read the article, ;D
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Strange on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:40 am

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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:44 am

Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.


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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby middleway on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:49 am

badasses!! no diggidy!
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Michael on Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:10 am

I always like the related articles, too.
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby cerebus on Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:12 am

Awesome!! Thanks Felipe!!
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby DeusTrismegistus on Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:18 am

That is absolutely insane. I love it.
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:21 am

И ам тхе террор тхат флапс ин тхе нигхт! И ам тхе црамп тхат руинс ёур форм! И ам... ДАРКWИНГ ДУЦК!
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:06 am

I bet the Archangel Michael was with these guys. Personally, I think that Nos 5 and 3 are the most badass.
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:18 am

I think it's the Indian dude and the finn.

The Finn (Simo Hayha) for his survival skills and the Indian(Yogendra Singh Yadav) for his sheer tenacity!

Churchill was merely a fuckin nutter. There's lots of guys like that. lol
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:23 am

Yeah the indian had balls of adamantium too. But there is something special about a dude going to a modern war with a claymore and bagpipes, nutter or not. Especially when he captures machine gun nests with his claymore. Escaping from German camps too.
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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:25 am

yeah,but the black watch routed the germans simply by walking onto the battle field playing pipes and drums. scared the shit out of them.

it's a scottish thing. act crazy, shit your pants if you have to and everyone will back down. lol

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Re: Cracked: 5 real soldiers who make Rambo look like a pussy

Postby Sprint on Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:34 am

Here's my nomination of 9 soldiers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpvyFfFE ... 94&index=0
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