<insert funny "tai chi makes you ghey" title here>

[Dmitri]

Every time I start to think "OK, now I've seen it all, -- something like this turns up:

[Strange]

...total lost for words...
the sad part is i think the, er... guy...actually knows the strokes pretty well...
gasp, gag, and nauseous~~

[Ian]

I can't watch that.

[mixjourneyman]

NEEED EYE CLENSER!!!!!!

[Bär]

Those Chen Man Ching dudes sure do their form all sissy-like. Looks like the "fair lady's hand" sunk down to the hips and we all know that hips do NOT lie.





[Ducks and runs for cover from the softly punishing CMC strikes coming his way.]

[Michael]

That's pretty good, but in my style, we shave our chest for better qi flow and wear ba gua pasties for, you know, aesthetics.

[Dmitri]

Someone on another board came up with "Tai-Chippendale"...

[Michael]

Tai-Chippendale reminds me of the Patrick Swayze episode of Saturday Night Live when he did a Chippendale skit with Chris Farley, who seems to mix some MA moves into his strip tease.

[TaoJoannes]

I can't watch that.

Stirs up strange feelings in yer naughty place that you just aren't comfortable dealing with, eh?

That's okay. We still love you.

On a side note, I don't know if it's the Tai Chi or the Musical Theater, but something definitely has gayified that dood.

Nice pecs though. He must do a lot of kettlebells or something.

[meeks]

looks about as contrived as most of the stuff floating around in the parks and chinese qi gong association dinner demonstrations....

[qiphlow]

wow. i did not like that at all. not as dance, and not as taiji.

[TaoJoannes]

wow. i did not like that at all. not as dance, and not as taiji.

Yeah, I'm usually hesitant to say this, but that's utter crap, unless you're into softcore manporn.

Must be from the Fossey Style Lineage.

[Darthwing Teorist]

He seems to REALLY enjoy fisting.

[Michael]

Yeah, I noticed the fisting move, too. Oh, my.

[TaoJoannes]

You folk's level of familiarity with fisting gestures frightens me.

Perhaps it's "Old Toad Plunges the Mud"?