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Great Movies that have no women

Postby Bill on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:11 pm

I was watching 'The Thing' this weekend and realized how many great movies there are with no women in them.

The Thing
12 Angry Men
Reservoir Dogs
Master and Commander
Also I don't remember any women in Das Boot.

All great guy movies.
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Bill on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:11 pm

Please, no porn references.
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Michael on Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:06 pm

Apocalypse Now almost qualifies.
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Postby nianfong on Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:08 pm

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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Steve James on Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:14 pm

"Castaway"? How do you know Wilson wasn't female?

Anyway, I think the best ones have been mentioned. But, how about most of the Robinson Crusoes. Other than that, I can't think of a good movie -let alone a great movie-- without at least one woman. Even "Bird Man of Alcatraz" and "Escape from Alcatraz" have small female parts.
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:03 pm

Bill wrote:Please, no porn references.



Nice catch there Bill.
LOL.

beware the long list of gay porn movies!


...anyway

5 man army -(well ok, there is one, but really bit part)
March or Die - (all out foreign legion action)

gee, it's hard to think of movies that don't have women in them.
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Bill on Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:06 pm

Michael wrote:Apocalypse Now almost qualifies.


almost, except for the playboy bunnies!!
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:21 pm

ok, I think there was a picture a woman in a locker in das boot. ;D

i think if they are not in a major roll, then it counts.

Otherwise, it'll be the big list of gay porn movies. (please no)
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Postby nianfong on Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:16 pm

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Postby nianfong on Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:17 pm

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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Andy_S on Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:37 pm

Er, virtually any decent war zone movie is a chick free zone....
The Longest Day
A Bridge Too Far
Private Ryan
Das Boot
Stalingrad
The Cruel Sea
Platoon
Full Metal Jacket
Apocalypse Now
Go Tell the Spartans
Cockleshell Heroes
Etc, etc, etc.

Though there are some honorable exceptions, of course:
Odette
Carve Her Name With Pride
Where Eagles Dare
Ice Cold in Alex
Deer Hunter
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:42 pm

How about "The Hill"

Awesome! Sean Connery is great in this one.

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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby affa on Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:00 am

nianfong wrote:2001


2001 has women -- both australopithecine and homo sapiens :D
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Steve James on Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:23 am

I think there's a difference between a movie with no women and one with no important female characters, or where all the important characters are men.
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Re: Great Movies that have no women

Postby Royal Dragon on Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:53 am

Did you mean a movie with no women? or no women's clothing? :P
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