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Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby Felipe Bidó on Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:06 am

Jack Dempsey's manual...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/kick-to-the ... ight-tough

Jack is so virile that if you are photographed performing his martial arts system, your pants do not appear on the film.
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:26 am

lol, +8 on the fuckin awesome scale!
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby cerebus on Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:51 pm

WTF?! What's with dude walkin' around attacking people while wearing his underwear with combat boots?
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby qiphlow on Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:58 pm

wow. that was gold.
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby Bär on Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:58 pm

Unintentional, eh?
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby lazyboxer on Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:24 pm

This was screechingly funny - many thanks, Felipe!
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby nianfong on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:43 pm

BAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA fucking hilarious!
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Re: Cracked: WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual

Postby meeks on Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:14 pm

luck dragon teabags the moon?

that's what I should call this move:
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too bad we didn't get THIS on video - he threw the punch and I sent him to the moon with his own momentum (wrist and leg grab - no torso grab)
I love the look of fear on his face - he'd never seen this one before.

actually, I think I'll start a caption battle thread with this pic. it'd be fun for everyone to post a pic of a compromising move and have people 'sifu Z'-ify it.
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