caption battle - sifu-Z-ify me, please...

[meeks]

looking for funny captions for this pic, I think it would be fun if we poked fun of ourselves with pics, since we can't do it on the 'Z' any more...



here's a few to start:

I'll get that door open....

bet you guys didn't know I had a ventriloquist routine...

those aren't pillows!

ok, now cough....

[cerebus]

"Meeks demonstrates a unique Bagua maneuver known as the 'San Francisco Handshake'..."

[nianfong]

"um hey. um. meeks. when you said you were going to show me 'grasp the sparrow's tail' I didn't think this is what you meant"

[meeks]

LMAO at both of you!

[cerebus]

"Uuuummm... yes Billy, this is what's called a 'combat application'. If anyone asks, I was just showing you 'combat applications'...."

[gasmaster]

I will lull you into a deep sleep with my wet willie technique.


Dude, I don't care what you have me do, I can't suck my own dick!

[cerebus]

LOL!

[bigphatwong]

Let's go to the land of make-believe. I'll be Mr. Rogers and you be Henrietta.

[cdobe]

"Welcome to the party, pal"

[cdobe]

[Darth Rock&Roll]

"Time to take out the trash"

"You're going to feel a little pressure on your colon now..."

[jasonf]

"The San Francisco Hand Shake" is the best.

[nianfong]

meeks: hold my hand, darling, and squeeze when I hit the spot. now I'm just going to lift and apply a little pleasu...er I mean pressure to your prostate...like...SO

[meeks]

me:
hey - there's a dozen roses up your ass...
him:
READ THE CARD!!

[shawnsegler]

Rick blocks this threads money shot and gets ready to break yo hip!!!!