yet another classic article. the harpy bit had me in stitches.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reaso ... urn-books/
Thanks for the generous act of charity, bitch. Seriously, what harpy beasts did this guy date before Cyndi that this would be notable? “Skreee!!! I don’t care if you needed to get up at 7:30! My favorite number is noon! Plus, you know how clock buttons scratch my claws! Agh, look what you made me do! All this spraying stomach acid is ruining my lipstick! Caw!”
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