I'm in Penthouse Magazine - sort of...

[meeks]

So I was contacted by a writer for Penthouse magazine about a month ago - they were doing an article on Tattoo Aftercare and wanted to put my product PrickWax Tattoo Aftercare in the article...

turns out I was one of the 10 aftercare products mentioned - and I'm their favorite name and slogan "if you're gonna prick it, you better keep it waxed"

they're sending me a free issue of the magazine it is appearing in, so keep your eyes peeled for it.

Meeks - as seen in Penthouse....

[dragontigerpalm]

Congrats - that's good 'exposure'. So what's next - strip club tour, film?

[Dmitri]

Heh, no wonder Penthouse picked up on that slogan...

Next is a reality TV show based in Dave's house, where he, as part of the first-ever exposure of IMA on reality TV, will occasionally lift and throw someone by their grouch.

[shawnsegler]

Did you get a brazillian for the occasion?

S

[Bär]

I'm betting anal bleaching is what he went for.

[cerebus]

I'm betting anal bleaching is what he went for.

Ah, so THAT'S what Pooh Bear is doing in your avatar....

[Juan]

Awesome! Now I have a legit excuse to bring porn into our house. I can honestly tell my wife I picked up the magazine for the articles.

[fuga]

Juan, tell us how that goes. Then show us a picture of the frying pan with the indentation of your head.

[cerebus]

I dunno Pete, sounds like it might work. You should do it too so as to compare notes (and injuries) with Juan after...

[Darth Rock&Roll]

people still buy porn rags?

why?

the intermanetamige is loaded with the pron!

[Bär]

I'm betting anal bleaching is what he went for.

Ah, so THAT'S what Pooh Bear is doing in your avatar....

He's wiggling 'cause it's an itchy process to have your bunghole whitened.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

"mmmm honey" and "oh bother anal bleaching".

[shawnsegler]

"oh bother anal bleaching".

That's an awesome quote. I've got to figure out how to slip it in casual conversation somewhere.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

yes, it needs a slight pause after "oh bother" and a sigh after "anal bleaching".

just a tiny pooh bear sigh.

lol

[Doc Stier]

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/wildbil ... bother.wav