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Chi Power Secrets

Postby Doc Stier on Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:31 am

I received the following link in a recent email, and thought that a lot of guys here might find it mildly entertaining:

http://chipowersecrets.com/seminar_download.php

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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby chud on Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:05 pm

Cool, I've always wanted to be able to bend spoons! ;D
When I looked at that site I had a mental picture of that scene from Napoleon Dynamite where his brother sees the Rex Kwan Do commercial, and starts hurriedly scribbling the phone number on the screen. ;D
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:19 pm

CHI POWER!!!!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Chris Fleming on Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:19 pm

Oh yeah they would have those ads in black belt magazine back in the day.

Funny how all these kind of schemes all start their ad-copy with "dear friend" and then have endless text after that, testimonials and all. Hey, "Dan Freeman" from Michigan has gotten results, you will too!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Dr.Rob on Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:34 pm

hhaha when I scanned through the article...I thought the heading said it was from the SPCA
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby qiphlow on Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:35 pm

yikes!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:53 pm

QI PLOWER!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby klonk on Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:10 pm

If You Think This Is a Joke, Leave The Page Now!


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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby cerebus on Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:11 pm

I didn't get to read much of it. I was just getting into it when I came across this: "If You Think This Is a Joke, Leave The Page Now! " So, I'm back before I even got to read it... :-[
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby cerebus on Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:12 pm

LOL! Klonk got as far as me apparently... ;D
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Interloper on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:08 pm

Actually, I've repelled birds (well, chickens and ducks at least) and dogs with my eyes only. And I'm willing to share my secrets for only $19.95!



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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby wiesiek on Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:21 am

Klonk
how can you mised:
.."As a result of the training in the Chi-Power Plus, I can do many things that others only dream of doing. I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet,.."
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we definetly should reconsider our workouts!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Doc Stier on Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:00 am

"I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet..."

And so can the homeless bums living on the streets of big cities around the globe, but they use really funky 'chi' to repel damned near everyone by simply never bathing or washing their clothes, and never cleaning their teeth or combing their hair, so how difficult can it be? ;)

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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby klonk on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:21 pm

wiesiek wrote:Klonk
how can you mised:
.."As a result of the training in the Chi-Power Plus, I can do many things that others only dream of doing. I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet,.."
:D
we definetly should reconsider our workouts!
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Somebody said he could defend himself at a distance using Yellow Bamboo. I said I could too, if I had a chunk of it ten or twelve feet long. ;)
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Dmitri on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:35 pm

klonk wrote:Somebody said he could defend himself at a distance using Yellow Bamboo. I said I could too, if I had a chunk of it ten or twelve feet long. ;)


Worth a repost, I think:

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