Chi Power Secrets

[Michael]

He was obviously lifting up his big toe.

[Doc Stier]

He was obviously lifting up his big toe.

C'mon, Michael.

You're not supposed to give George's secrets away like that. What the hell's the matter with you anyway?

[Michael]

Hah-hah, I never, never get tired of that one. Classic!

[wiesiek]

"I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet..."

And so can the homeless bums living on the streets of big cities around the globe, but they use really funky 'chi' to repel damned near everyone by simply never bathing or washing their clothes, and never cleaning their teeth or combing their hair, so how difficult can it be?

uch, Doc...

i stepped into the empty NYC subway car once, by accdent...
/it was the rusch houer and i didn`t noticed that couple humans beengs run out panickly/,

and there was only me and THE LEG of the bum during the longest minute between the stations, when his chi flattered me on closed doors of the car...
e.:
expl. by "the leg" i mean halflive leg /gangrene/