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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:14 pm

I got as far as Klonk's post... lol

so...

I've been having quite a day with a good back and forth with that douchebag phrost from over at bullfucko.
Man, that guy has ISSUES!
Chi Power Secret Issues!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:22 pm

QI PHLOWER!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby klonk on Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:15 pm

Lin kon jin...

EMPTY PHL... No, wait.
I define internal martial art as unusual muscle recruitment and leave it at that. If my definition is incomplete, at least it is correct so far as it goes.
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby zenshiite on Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:35 pm

Doc Stier wrote:"I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet..."

And so can the homeless bums living on the streets of big cities around the globe, but they use really funky 'chi' to repel damned near everyone by simply never bathing or washing their clothes, and never cleaning their teeth or combing their hair, so how difficult can it be? ;)

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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:41 pm

18 DRAGON SUBDUING PALMS!!!!

STERNO POWER!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby klonk on Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:09 am

EMPTY FARCE!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:11 am

Crampy tarts!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Michael on Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:51 pm

Darth Rock&Roll wrote:I've been having quite a day with a good back and forth with that douchebag phrost from over at bullfucko.
Man, that guy has ISSUES!
Chi Power Secret Issues!

My goodness, are you in a masochistic mood, or what? Phrost follows the logical phallacy playbook to the tee. A little more evil or competent and he'd make a pretty good cult leader. LOL
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:41 am

is phallacy a phallic fallacy? ie, something you think is true but is not and is related to penises? because that totally makes sense.

also, CHI PHALLUS!
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Dmitri on Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:20 am

nianfong wrote:is phallacy a phallic fallacy? ie, something you think is true but is not and is related to penises? because that totally makes sense

Maybe "phallacy" is another word for "impotence"?
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Michael on Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:14 am

nianfong wrote:is phallacy a phallic fallacy? ie, something you think is true but is not and is related to penises? because that totally makes sense.

also, CHI PHALLUS!

Fong, you're awesome for getting my little play on words. That's exactly what I meant. A phallacy is bullshit spouted by a chronic penis-measurer who can only understand things in terms of who's better than whom.
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby Jonny on Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:17 am

I've recently learned the technique of pulling a quarter from the ear. Side effect is temporary loss of hearing but you make 25 cents. Not a bad trade off.
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby fisherman on Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:13 pm


I think this fits in nicely here.
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:32 pm

dude you're shielding!!

classic
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Re: Chi Power Secrets

Postby nianfong on Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:33 pm

oh almost forgot:
KAI POWER!
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