the rum soaked fist: internal martial arts forum

I received the following link in a recent email, and thought that a lot of guys here might find it mildly entertaining:

http://chipowersecrets.com/seminar_download.php

Doc Stier

Cool, I've always wanted to be able to bend spoons!
When I looked at that site I had a mental picture of that scene from Napoleon Dynamite where his brother sees the Rex Kwan Do commercial, and starts hurriedly scribbling the phone number on the screen.

CHI POWER!!!!

Oh yeah they would have those ads in black belt magazine back in the day.

Funny how all these kind of schemes all start their ad-copy with "dear friend" and then have endless text after that, testimonials and all. Hey, "Dan Freeman" from Michigan has gotten results, you will too!

hhaha when I scanned through the article...I thought the heading said it was from the SPCA

yikes!

QI PLOWER!

If You Think This Is a Joke, Leave The Page Now!

Buh-Bye!

I didn't get to read much of it. I was just getting into it when I came across this: "If You Think This Is a Joke, Leave The Page Now! " So, I'm back before I even got to read it...

LOL! Klonk got as far as me apparently...

Actually, I've repelled birds (well, chickens and ducks at least) and dogs with my eyes only. And I'm willing to share my secrets for only $19.95!

Klonk
how can you mised:
.."As a result of the training in the Chi-Power Plus, I can do many things that others only dream of doing. I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet,.."

we definetly should reconsider our workouts!

"I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet..."

And so can the homeless bums living on the streets of big cities around the globe, but they use really funky 'chi' to repel damned near everyone by simply never bathing or washing their clothes, and never cleaning their teeth or combing their hair, so how difficult can it be?

wiesiek wrote:Klonk
how can you mised:
.."As a result of the training in the Chi-Power Plus, I can do many things that others only dream of doing. I can use the Chi to repel an attacker from a distance of 15 to 20 feet,.."

we definetly should reconsider our workouts!

Somebody said he could defend himself at a distance using Yellow Bamboo. I said I could too, if I had a chunk of it ten or twelve feet long.

klonk wrote:Somebody said he could defend himself at a distance using Yellow Bamboo. I said I could too, if I had a chunk of it ten or twelve feet long.

Worth a repost, I think: