-William, move your head. Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick!
-You'll give him a complex.
-That's a huge noggin. It's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system! Heed! Move!
-Move that melon of yours - if you can. Hauling that gargantuan cranium about. No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but pointy in parts. That was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla.