do you know...

[Darth Rock&Roll]

do you know the difference between marmalade and jam?






































































































you can't marmalade your cock down your girlfriends throat.

[Strange]

[cerebus]

And fortunately she can't marmalade her foot up your ass for trying that either...

[Darth Rock&Roll]

?

am i on a gay forum or something? wtf?

lol

that joke is gold.

people are tho thenthitive.

[qiphlow]

the hip hop scene would have been very different if newcleus had titled their song "marmalade on it" back in the day.

[Walk the Torque]

and those other guys were called pearl marmalade.......

[cdobe]

do you know the difference between marmalade and jam?

you can't marmalade your cock down your girlfriends throat.

Not if it turns to jelly...

[Bär]

the hip hop scene would have been very different if newcleus had titled their song "marmalade on it" back in the day.

Marmalade on it, marmalade on it
Marmalade, marmalade ma- ma- ma- marmalade on it

Nope, doesn't work at all. Neither does "Marmalade Master Jay" ... sounds like some German chef.

[gretel]

why couldn't i have forseen that this was one of those threads that i don't read?

gretel

[Bär]

It was the classic bait & switch, Gretel. Don't blame yourself.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

sorry gretel, i shoulda labeled it "infantile pee pee joke ahead" or something.

if girls wanna tell it, they say "you can't marmalade your tits into your boyfriend's face" or some such variation involving shoving yer boobs and/or genitalia somewhere.

You know...anyway...