All hail the Black/white/man/child/woman/boy, time travelling space god/pharaoh!!!
In him all things are complete. He walks upon the moon. His god seed touches young boys and imparts wealth to them and their families. He wears a crown of fire!! His companion is a monkey who whispers wisdom into his ear. He wears a glove made of diamonds. He dwells in a land of beautiful eternal youth where no sinful woman can come. No Prince of men can match him. He is called a king but is beautiful like a queen. In him all pain is magically stopped as if by poppies.
Bow down before him...but keep this a secret forever and ever!
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