An officer checks into his assigned camp in Karthoum and does the customary greetings.
As he walks through the camp he sees a single camel so he asks:
"what's the camel for?" to the nearest non com.
The reply comes that the camel is for the men to use when they want to release their sexual frustrations.
the officer raises his brow but carries on.
6 months go by and the officer is becoming highly frustrated sexually and one night decides to ...well go out and give the camel a go.
He puts a box behind the animal, drops trough, lifts the tail and starts pounding away at teh slightly annoyed camel.
The quarter master comes outside hearing the lusty throws of the officers and starts laughing his ass off.
The officer finishes and is slightly offended at the laughing and queries the quartermaster:
"what the hell are you laughing about? I undertsand all the men use this camel when they are sexually frustrated!"
TO which the quarter master replied:
"well yes sir, they ride it into town to visit the local brothel"
.... ba doomp doomp kisshhhhh.... *crickets*
Coconuts. Bananas. Mangos. Rice. Beans. Water. It's good.