The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby Dmitri on Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:02 am

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby cerebus on Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:59 pm

Tom wrote:
cerebus wrote:(no pics necessary, thank you very much!).


I respectfully differ, Troy. I don't think Andy sees many of these things in Korea. So, in the interest of cultural ambassadorship, I present . . . assless chaps:


Image

They're not just for members of the Fairyland Fight Club anymore.


Ah, and I stand corrected by Tom. Thank you sir...
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby cerebus on Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:00 pm

In the end, Andy has demonstrated his superior Tai Chi by TRULY having iron wrapped in silk...
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby meeks on Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:42 pm

Michael Babin wrote:Reminded me of something I witnessed in one of my first ever taiji classes being held in a local jujitsu dojo back in the mid-70s. Twas a hot summer day, and no airconditioning in the old building so we were all dressed pretty casually.

The instructor, a man in his mid 30s, is doing push-hands with another male student while the rest of the students sit on the floor in a circle around the pair as the teacher demonstrates single push-hands and talks about all the details needed.

Within a few minutes, it becomes painfully obvious to those of us watching from the floor that teacher's partner is "enjoying" the interaction a little too much as something stiff is now jutting out of the shorts the student was wearing.

As people start looking at each other in horror or amusement, teacher notices and jerks his arm free and mutters "that's enough of that" while distancing himself from his erstwhile assistant. His face was much redder than anyone else's.


there's a taiji/ghey joke in there somewhere...I just can't seem to put it to words...
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby cerebus on Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:45 pm

meeks wrote:
Michael Babin wrote:Reminded me of something I witnessed in one of my first ever taiji classes being held in a local jujitsu dojo back in the mid-70s. Twas a hot summer day, and no airconditioning in the old building so we were all dressed pretty casually.

The instructor, a man in his mid 30s, is doing push-hands with another male student while the rest of the students sit on the floor in a circle around the pair as the teacher demonstrates single push-hands and talks about all the details needed.

Within a few minutes, it becomes painfully obvious to those of us watching from the floor that teacher's partner is "enjoying" the interaction a little too much as something stiff is now jutting out of the shorts the student was wearing.

As people start looking at each other in horror or amusement, teacher notices and jerks his arm free and mutters "that's enough of that" while distancing himself from his erstwhile assistant. His face was much redder than anyone else's.


there's a taiji/ghey joke in there somewhere...I just can't seem to put it to words...


Is it right there on the tip of your tongue Meeks? ;D ;D
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby GrahamB on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:20 pm

He was simply preparing to discharge energy.

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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby Michael on Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:49 pm

Andy_S wrote:Just imagine: A good-looking young fellow standing manfully in single whip, wearing wet white strides with what appears to be a German stormtrooper's helmet attached to a python clearly visible behind the cloth and an expression of horror passing across his mug.

I knew eventually Andy would reveal his true motive for this thread: a chance to describe his "manliness". LOL

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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby Ian on Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:59 pm

GrahamB wrote:Image


The one on the right is not in sequence.

Ian (has done one too many logical sequence tests for today).
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby Andy_S on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:49 pm

Where did this idea come from that I was boned up? (Graham...?Troy...?) It was a floppy - I was doing Taiji, not hard qigong - albeit the little fellow was still visible.

Tom:

Cheers for the pic. (Graham: No thanks for yours, "pal.") Can anyone identify the red object that seems to be dangling from the center of her "chap"? Thanks.
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby meeks on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:52 am

Can anyone identify the red object that seems to be dangling from the center of her "chap"? Thanks.

for all you taiji guys: that's where the vagina is located on a woman.
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby Michael Babin on Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:50 am

So what appears to be a square of red cardboard is like the tag hanging off the string on a teabag so that you can find it?

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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby Andy_S on Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:35 am

RE:
for all you taiji guys: that's where the vagina is located on a woman.

Thanks Meeks, this is what I have heard too - very interesting! Can anyone confirm the rumour?

Stil, I don't think a woman's vagina is a reddish, dangling ball or tube of cardboard....I could be wrong, though.
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby edededed on Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:43 am

Ha hahaha... Y'ouse guys are cracking me up...
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby meeks on Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:55 am

that's because the picture was downloaded from google maps. someone mapped a vagina on there and google places that little red pointer-flag there.
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Re: The Perils of Silk PJs (CHAPS ONLY THREAD)

Postby cerebus on Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:38 am

Andy_S wrote: Can anyone identify the red object that seems to be dangling from the center of her "chap"? Thanks.


That's the price tag. And no, you can't afford it... ;) ;D
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