wow, this is GROSS!

[Interloper]

This thread needs to be hallowed for it may be the first time that prolapsed chicken buttholes have been mentioned.

Ain't no thang. In fact, it's the very thing mentioned in Meek's little tag quote (i.e. "Blossom") except in chickens. It (a "blowout") happens when a hen lays an egg that is too large for her -- it pushes out the lining of the cloaca (birds' combined anus/rectum and "birth" canal). Then you have to keep it clean and away from other chickens until it gradually retracts.

[Michael]

I wonder if you knew chicken acupuncture if you could make it retract faster? If they're like humans, you could rub their bai-hui point

[Interloper]

I wonder if you knew chicken acupuncture if you could make it retract faster? If they're like humans, you could rub their bai-hui point

It might work. The wiring in a chicken is pretty basic. But then, that wouldn't be gross and I wouldn't rate grossness bragging rights here.

[shawnsegler]

Wow...I've never heard those words together before..."Prolapsed Chicken Buttholes"

[bigphatwong]

I've eaten chicken butts before at my Indonesian cousin's house. They're really good with rice.

[Interloper]

I've eaten chicken butts before at my Indonesian cousin's house. They're really good with rice.

Kinda like doughnut holes?

[qiphlow]

purulent poultry anal prolapse!

[Doc Stier]

purulent poultry anal prolapse!

What an incredibly fowl topic of discussion!

[meeks]

Wow...I've never heard those words together before..."Prolapsed Chicken Buttholes"

photo of an actual menu in Wuhan China that has the 'best' english translations...

[bigphatwong]

I've eaten chicken butts before at my Indonesian cousin's house. They're really good with rice.

Kinda like doughnut holes?

huh huh, you said "holes"

[ashe]

Wow...I've never heard those words together before..."Prolapsed Chicken Buttholes"

photo of an actual menu in Wuhan China that has the 'best' english translations...

and THAT my freinds makes training a chinese martial art all worth while!

[Interloper]

Wow...I've never heard those words together before..."Prolapsed Chicken Buttholes"

photo of an actual menu in Wuhan China that has the 'best' english translations...

Yah, pretty obvious "tweaking" of some of those translations, meeks. But I practically live on Engrish.com and see stuff remarkably similar.

[meeks]

actually the only thing I added was prolapsed chicken buttholes - the rest of it is 'as is' translation. I just cleaned up the font a bit because of the glare of the flash on the camera.

soundly burned beef, anyone?

my favorite menu actually said "diseased beef" on it.

[bigphatwong]

Wow, that's wild. Living in China seems like it could be a blast after you get over the diarrhea.

[Interloper]

actually the only thing I added was prolapsed chicken buttholes - the rest of it is 'as is' translation. I just cleaned up the font a bit because of the glare of the flash on the camera.

soundly burned beef, anyone?

my favorite menu actually said "diseased beef" on it.

Yes, the chicken one was the one I was referring to, though I wondered why some of the others were in different font too, since they definitely sounded like legitimate "Engrish."

I once ordered "bean turd" in Kathmandu.

PhatWong,
I think that the diarrhea part IS the "blast" you get from living in China.