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7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby nianfong on Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:28 pm

u know... the breastfeeding one could actually be used as a sex toy. for a 13 year old. SHUDDER.
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I think the harry potter broom should be in this list too.
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:39 pm

shave the baby? really?

why the fuck would anyone shave a baby?
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby meeks on Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:48 pm

maybe it's an east german baby?


how about this one:
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby nianfong on Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:22 pm

herpes is soo cuuuuuute
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby Bill on Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:47 pm

None of these can compete with this beauty from my youth.

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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:55 pm

Lawndarts™ were NEVER inappropriate !
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:57 pm

meeks wrote:maybe it's an east german baby?


how about this one:
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pox looks like you could wrap up yer willy for those cold canadian nights come winter.

mmmmm fuzzy cock scarf thingy.
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby cerebus on Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:18 pm

LOL! Dayum! That's some crazy shit. And lawn darts were never "inappropriate", just potentially lethal, that's all.... ;D
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby qiphlow on Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:51 pm

just because it's awesome:
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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby Michael on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:25 pm

Bring back Lawn Darts!!!! Stupid government interfering with my leisure time activities.

I know meeks will soon be buying this for his wittle girwl

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Re: 7 most inappropriate toys for children

Postby Michael on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:30 pm

http://www.roadkilltoys.com/component/o ... temid,213/

or the ever popular "Avenging Narwhal Playset"

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