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Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Bill on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:49 am

It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this.

The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis.

In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot.

"They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot.

It did -- if becoming chief of the tribe means restricting blood flow and causing one's penis to swell to the point that the device cannot be removed. When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment.

That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process.

"They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing," Broussard told the Pilot.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, told the OC Register that the man's penis remained fully intact.
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Bill on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:51 am

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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Michael on Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:07 am

Bill, didn't know you were friends with Mr. Bobbitt.
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby cerebus on Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:52 am

Wow... :o
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Dmitri on Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:03 pm

Beautiful.

Almost a Darwin Award...
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:08 pm

Dmitri wrote:Beautiful.

Almost a Darwin Award...


I don't think losing your dick will kill you.
I mean, metaphorically it could, but...

lol, that guy shouldn't be breeding anyway.
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Interloper on Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:56 pm

I think that Darwin Awards can be given to anyone who removes himself from the gene pool in any way -- not necessarily by dying. It suffices just to render oneself incapable of reproduction so as to be removed from the gene pool. :D

On another note, I have to wonder about adult males who can't bring themselves to say, "penis" and instead resort to saying "thing." Even if "penis" doesn't sound so appealing, there are so many more interesting descriptive terms besides "thing." Sheesh.
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Bär on Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:09 pm

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby bigphatwong on Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:24 pm

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Re: Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

Postby Dmitri on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:00 am

Interloper wrote:On another note, I have to wonder about adult males who can't bring themselves to say, "penis" and instead resort to saying "thing." Even if "penis" doesn't sound so appealing, there are so many more interesting descriptive terms besides "thing." Sheesh.

You're just jealous, admit it. ;D
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