by Andy_S on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:20 am
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Police: Hmm, the house is populated by unkillable zombies, and everyone they kill also becomes an unkillable zombie. Let's send in a shit load of cops to get eaten.
Woman pouring coffee: fuck that stupid shit, burn the fucking building down. Last time I checked, ashes are rarely ambulatory.
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Zhong-kui:
You have no future in Hollywood, but when the real zombie apocalypse begins, you will definitely have some marketable advice to offer law enforcement agencies and governments.
Services available:
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.