Chris:
Well, perhaps someone here will find these things so attractive they will want to break into Dale's house to pinch 'em. If - hypothetically - that did happen, what EXACTLY would the burglar have to fear? Does Dugas have IEDs planted around the place? A tank full of poisonous snakes? A particularly formidable missus? Or what?
All:
To follow up on my first and Fong's recent post:
They are not rulers AND they are not iron...?
I'll go with 'sai,' in that case.