by meeks on Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:19 pm
...ski-doosh! *dips pinkie*
condoms? who needs 'em....
that chick on steroids over there at the corner of the bar? I bet no one's ever tamed that beast, but I think I can...back in a bit...
see that huge tattooed mother-f***er at the end of the bar sitting with the hot babe? well, he's gotta go pee sometime, and I'm gonna ask that chick out...oh, there he goes, off to the bathroom...back in a bit..
(at a lesbian bar) "nice tits...."
(at a gay bar)...ah, fuck me ! - I dropped my wallet on the floor...
...and then we add a few spoons of baking soda and voila! the methamphetamine is ready.....like this....
..sure, I can tattoo a heart over your pussy lips while your husband is at work....
...'exit speed' is just a suggestion on these freeway off ramps....
yea, this new tattoo ink is organic - that means I can eat it...watch me...
so your husband's away again this weekend? I'll be right over...
hells ya, I can land this plane....saw it in a movie once...
mentos and coca cola? just a myth - check this sh** out.... *chomp chomp*
"The power of Christ compels you!" *spank*
now with ADDED SMOOTHOSITY!