what will be your famous last words?

[Bär]

May I have another ham sammich? (my Momma Cass-style death)

Jus' lookin' for that muscley paper boy! (my ancient perv death)

[Harvey]

he said charge to 300 you dolt

[Bill]

Relax ! I know what I'm doing.

[cerebus]

Relax ! I know what i'm doing.

LOL! And you KNOW those have been the last words of SO many eejits in this world...

[Bär]

Momma!

[bigphatwong]

"Hang on baby, I'm coming!!!"


"Pull my finger....."


"I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."

[meeks]

...ski-doosh! *dips pinkie*

condoms? who needs 'em....

that chick on steroids over there at the corner of the bar? I bet no one's ever tamed that beast, but I think I can...back in a bit...

see that huge tattooed mother-f***er at the end of the bar sitting with the hot babe? well, he's gotta go pee sometime, and I'm gonna ask that chick out...oh, there he goes, off to the bathroom...back in a bit..

(at a lesbian bar) "nice tits...."

(at a gay bar)...ah, fuck me ! - I dropped my wallet on the floor...

...and then we add a few spoons of baking soda and voila! the methamphetamine is ready.....like this....

..sure, I can tattoo a heart over your pussy lips while your husband is at work....

...'exit speed' is just a suggestion on these freeway off ramps....

yea, this new tattoo ink is organic - that means I can eat it...watch me...

so your husband's away again this weekend? I'll be right over...

hells ya, I can land this plane....saw it in a movie once...

mentos and coca cola? just a myth - check this sh** out.... *chomp chomp*

[Andy_S]

WTF was that?
- Major of Hiroshima

C'mon in, the water's fine!
- "Chrissie" from Jaws

Someone get this no-talent thespian out of here
- Abraham Lincoln

Follow me, boys!
- Custer

So, you say the bullet comes out of THIS end? Interesting...
- Adolf

Alright, I reckon I can take your best sidekick
- "O'Hara" in ETD

Andy S, your shit is fake! Fake, I say!
- Any poor simp who is foolish enough to fucking try it on

Arf, arf, arf!
- Dog in Seoul restaurant district

[Bill]

The milk ? Its fine, I just had a big glass.

[Josealb]

Nuuuuuñeeeeez!!

[meeks]

hey, lets go on a cruise... (right before boarding the titanic)

oh waiiit! I got it! the ultimate 'famous last words'....

ready for it?








"I do"



can't believe no one realized that one...

[Royal Dragon]

But I am 108. You just Imagined that you saw me banging your 24 year old wife just now!

[cerebus]

oh waiiit! I got it! the ultimate 'famous last words'....

ready for it?

"I do"

can't believe no one realized that one...

LOL! YUP! You know what they say about marriage. It's the death of 2 single people...