Movie Quotes You Gotta Love

[MartialArts808.com]

I watch way too much television so I thought I'd start a thread on movie quotes, mostly of a martial arts or action venue naturally

Andromeda - I remember who I am now. I'm a warship, and I don't like to run from a fight

Aries from Hercules - Life isn't worth living. it's worth fighting and ripping every little bit you can get out of it (semi-quote)

Street Fighter quote taken from Burke and rephrased - When good men do nothing about evil, that is evil enough.

Yep, way too much TV. You guys got any?

Rick

[Josealb]

I think my all time favorite would be...

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. Im all out of bubblegum.

[Craig]

haha Jose I was always a fan of the demolition man version of that quote:

Lets go chew ass and kick bubblegum!

or

You can take this job, and you can shovel it

[MartialArts808.com]

Let us not forget

"There can be only one"

Rick

[Andy_S]

"I like them big...BIG!"
- Benny Hill's only (but immortal) quote in "The Italian Job"

[nianfong]

so lone star... you finally understand that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.

listen. strange women lying in ponds, distributin swords is no basis for a system of government! supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! (be quiet!) look, if I went around calling myself emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

you've fallen for one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in asia. but only slightly less well known is never get involved with a sicilian, when DEATH is on the line!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. <thud>

I know what you're thinking. "did he fire 6 shots or just 5?". Well in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question. "do I feel lucky?" well, do ya, punk?

GET TO DA CHOPPAHHH

We've got a blind date with justice. and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

[RobP2]

Max, he's wearing a German helmet....

Steiiiinnnnerrrrr!

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die

You're a big man but you're out of shape and with me it's a full time thing so behave!

I told you not to kill anyone! He'll live

Sir I appear to have lost my leg. So you have sir, so you have

[Harvey]

Stop trying to hit me an HIT ME

I only said to blow the bloody doors off

that's not a knife, THIS is a knife

[Captain_Teague]

"You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little _____ boring. That's why I stopped!"
from the Professional.

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." from Big Trouble in Little China

"You'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" and "Why is the rum gone" and lots more from POTC.

[Muad'dib]

Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

[Josealb]

Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

Best song in a movie, evah!!

[Ian]

Not movie but TV. Random Tracy Jordan quotes-

-If it weren't for your people I'd still be in Africa. Gorgeous, politically stable, Africa.
-I hate to see you like this, Ken Doll. It's like an owl without a graduation cap. Heartbreaking!
-I love you, too, son. Stop it. Stop...patriciding. It's me. There's nothing to be freaked out about. That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed. Now you listen. You don't have to ever worry about me leaving because I'll always be there to take care of you. And there's something else. If anything ever happens to me, you, and your brother are going to go to jail.
-I had to. Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like that HBO show, John Adams.
-Hmmm, usually this is the point in my process where Liz Lemon steps in and takes care of everything. Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. Gonna take a nap, see you in 10 hours.
-You treat me like a child. No worse than that. You treat me like one of those little pageant girls with the clip on teeth.

[canard]

Nuns. No sense of humour.

[Andy_S]

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy...."
- Where Eagles Dare

"Porkers, Mr Hooper? We talking about porkers?"
- Jaws

"Ah....worth the wait!"
- Ice Cold in Alex

"Hey! He just put his gut back in!"
- Some random chop socky I can't remember the name of

Aaaaaaaooooowww!
- Kenneth Williams in a "Carry On" film. (ANY "Carry On" film)

And if we can do TV to, well then:

"We're the Sweeney son - and you're NICKED!"
- The Sweeney

"Oh, do me a favor, Arfur!"
- Minder

"I'm a gonna git me them Bo an' Luke Duke boys! Cee Cee Cee!"
- Dukes of Hazard

"Yo! Face!"
- The A-Team