Lines that should've been in films...but weren't

[Andy_S]

"Mr Bond, I don't wish to speak to you. I just wish to kill you."
BANG!

"Mein Gott, zese American soldiers are good shots! Every time zey shoot - ve go down! Every time ve shoot - ve miss! Aaaahhhh!"

"Of all da joints in da world, ya had ter walk into this one...Mildred."

"I am Spartacus!"
"Yes, you are."
"Yep, that's him!"
"There he is, the big one, with the dimple!"

"Save me, Popeye! Save me!"
"Sorry Olive, I can't swim - and you're titless and arseless. See ya!"

"Focus on the finger...and you miss all that heavenry grory!"
"Oh FFS, not this philosophical bollocks again! I just wanna learn to crack skulls!"

"Daniel-san: If done right - no can defend!"
"Sensei, clearly you have never seen MMA!"

"This is a magnum of Dom Perignon '44, punk. Ya feeling lucky?"

[Bär]

What can't be improved with a large bottle of vintage champagne?

[Darth Rock&Roll]

What can't be improved with a large bottle of vintage champagne?

Courtney Love?

[yusuf]

Neo, you are the one.
Call me Detective Van Halen

[yusuf]

Use the force, Luke.
I'd rather use the motherfucking bitch slap cannon strapped to the front of this space pimp mobile, homes...

[Steve James]

"Badges? Shit, I'm the police mother-fucker!"

(That's what I always heard, and wondered why I never heard it in film. Oops, take that back, "Training Day."

[yusuf]

'I think you're trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson... You are trying to seduce me aren't you Mrs Robinson, no put the strap on away, aaargh i don;t go for those sort of .. oh do me mother'

[RobP2]

One doesn't just simply cowbell one's way into Mordor

Oh for f's sake Gandalf, just let the eagles drop it in Mount Doom...

Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, bacon sarnies and soft toilet paper.

[Andy_S]

A red dawn breaks over the South China Sea.
From out of the sun, a formation of US attack helicopters is racing towards a Vietnamese coastal village. A number of these menacing metal insects have surfboards attached to their skids. In the cockpit of the lead chopper, the intercom crackles.
- Colonel! That's Charlie's ville right ahead! Do I put on the music?
- Roger that, son, roger that!
The lead gunships open fire. Tracers zip into thatched roofs, rockets blow enemy weapons pits to smithereens.
Then, with a roar like thunder, the Boy George classic "Karma Chameleon" booms from the speakers...

[yusuf]

“Rosebud…”
"I've told you 100 fukkin times, she gave up whoring..."

[yusuf]

“People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden… whaddya mean it's me?”

[Andy_S]

"My name is Borat. I am reporter from mighty republic of New Jersey."

[Chris Fleming]

Godzilla: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mechagodzilla: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ian]

"Mein Gott, zese American soldiers are good shots! Every time zey shoot - ve go down! Every time ve shoot - ve miss! Aaaahhhh!"

[yusuf]

MIchael Corelone: "I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive."
Hitman : "you want me to kill her first?"