by Andy_S on Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:37 am
"Mr Bond, I don't wish to speak to you. I just wish to kill you."
BANG!
"Mein Gott, zese American soldiers are good shots! Every time zey shoot - ve go down! Every time ve shoot - ve miss! Aaaahhhh!"
"Of all da joints in da world, ya had ter walk into this one...Mildred."
"I am Spartacus!"
"Yes, you are."
"Yep, that's him!"
"There he is, the big one, with the dimple!"
"Save me, Popeye! Save me!"
"Sorry Olive, I can't swim - and you're titless and arseless. See ya!"
"Focus on the finger...and you miss all that heavenry grory!"
"Oh FFS, not this philosophical bollocks again! I just wanna learn to crack skulls!"
"Daniel-san: If done right - no can defend!"
"Sensei, clearly you have never seen MMA!"
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