Boris steps up!

[GrahamB]

Frickin' awesome!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8340865.stm

[Bill]

Rescuing a damsel in distress. What could be better than that?

[fuga]

What could be better than that?

Rescuing a damsel in distress while on a bicycle.

[GrahamB]

Rescuing a damsel in distress from other EVIL damsels, while on a bicycle!

[Ian]

rescuing a damsel in distress from other evil damsels while on a bicycle.... with an iron bar.

[GrahamB]

I must learn this BORIS-FU....

[cdobe]

rescuing a damsel in distress from other evil damsels with an iron bar while on a bicycle and then walking her home .

[GrahamB]

rescuing a damsel in distress from other evil damsels with an iron bar while on a bicycle and then walking her home

and then having HERO SEX!

[Michael]

That's probably why he refused to comment: his iron bar was more like a lead noodle.

[GrahamB]

I think the "iron bar" was a metaphor....

[Michael]

Maybe the hoodie girls are opposed to the Copenhagen Treaty and the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change and wanted to have a debate with the videographer on her anti-carbon kick. C'mon, it could happen. It's good to see young people getting involved!

[yusuf]

Maybe the hoodie girls are opposed to the Copenhagen Treaty and the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change and wanted to have a debate with the videographer on her anti-carbon kick. C'mon, it could happen. It's good to see young people getting involved!

no, they were lizards

[RobP2]

oiks.....

[TaichiMantis]

Ms Armstrong said: "He was my knight on a shining bicycle."

She admitted that she did not agree with Mr Johnson's politics and had voted for rival Ken Livingstone in the 2008 mayoral election.

But Ms Armstrong added: "If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble I think Boris would be of more use than Ken."

[Michael]

no, they were lizards

Everyone in the UK is either a pedophile or a lizard, so take yer pick.