Chaps:
Just came across this...and thought it worth sharing:
The wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into overalls pocket and asked the preacher what he owed him. "In these parts, we don't charge for this service," the reverend replied. "But you may pay according to your bride's beauty."
The groom handed the preacher a dollar bill.
The pastor then raised the bride's veil,took a look and dug into his own pocket. "Here's fifty cents change."