Microtards forced to dance like chimps

[GrahamB]

"Hey can I ask you a question about this computer?"

"Not now sir, we're dancing!"

"Fine, I'm going to Apple"

From

www.fakesteve.net

A few notes:

1. Mr. Blue: Some people in the store need to move up to a larger shirt size. Ahem.

2. Mr. Yellow: Ditto on the shirt size, but also: Try not to look like you’re being forced to do this at gunpoint. It’s supposed to be a spontaneous expression of pure glee, geddit? Remember what we talked about in rehearsal? Now clap those fucking hands and smile, bitch!

4. Mr. Red: Same as above re: shirt size, but also: Aren’t you Cesar Rosas of Los Lobos? Why are you working in a store at the mall? Are things that bad?

5. Miss Green: The Eighties called, and they want their two-tone jeans back. Note to all: Acid-wash is not appropriate work attire. Even if you work for Microsoft. Sorry.

6. To all: When you’re dancing in public, and everyone around you is ignoring you and trying to pretend it’s not happening, that’s not a good sign. Just saying.

7. Finally: Best Buy is hiring. They don’t make you dance. Think about it.

[fuga]

Marketing FAIL!!!!!

I was so hoping this lady would run in and start clearing the floor of the dancing zombies.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

zero context with that.

is it chicago? Are they participating in the Oprah surprise?
How do you "force" someone to do synchronized dancing? lol
More people pretending to be spontaneous! Neato! lol