HK Trucker charged with sex using false pretenses

[Michael]

No worries.

[Andy_S]

Brilliant work by the trucker. If some women are so stupid as to fall for a mystical truck driver (surely, a contradiction in terms?) they deserve a three-hour rogering, if you ask me. Preferably to an background of Chinese country muzak. Yeehaw.

So what happened to Jerry Allen Johnson...?

No, let me guess!

He was humiliatingly sodomized by deadly streetfighter and sometime RSFer Maoshan, who promised to teach him the secrets of combative Bagua in exchange for three hours of "groundwork"? Naturally, this mystical transmission took three hours, and the channel was up Johnson's "grain path."

[Andy_S]

Brilliant work by the trucker. If some women are so stupid as to fall for a mystical truck driver (surely, a contradiction in terms?) they deserve a three-hour rogering, if you ask me. Preferably to an background of Chinese country muzak. Yeehaw.

So what happened to Jerry Allen Johnson...?

No, let me guess!

He was humiliatingly sodomized by deadly streetfighter and sometime RSFer Maoshan, who promised to teach him the secrets of combative Bagua in exchange for a session of "groundwork"? Naturally, this mystical transmission took three hours, and the channel was up Johnson's "grain path."

[Michael]

I think that's the first time I ever saw someone quote themselves without further comment.

[Steve Rowe]

A specific hand sign and body movement in a clockwise direction was required during the sexual part of the ritual.

Hand signals and a clockwise body rotation during sex...... it conjures up a strange picture...

[cerebus]

So.... what happened to Jerry?

[Peacedog]

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[Bill]

I think that's the first time I ever saw someone quote themselves without further comment.

LOL!!

[edededed]

Apparently, the multiple (8 or 9 times?) liasons/rituals resulting in a baby (who was quickly aborted), though he assured the girl that he could magically prevent pregnancy from happening...

Bet he refused the 11-12 women above because they were, um, ugly.

[Michael]

[quote="edededed"]Apparently, the multiple (8 or 9 times?) liasons/rituals resulting in a baby (who was quickly aborted), though he assured the girl that he could magically prevent pregnancy from happening...

If anyone remembers the raucous 1968 film Candy, or the book upon which it was based, a home-grown American guru gave the same assurances to the book's namesake, and yet she also got knocked up.

[lazyboxer]

So.... what happened to Jerry?

In the beginning of October 2008, Professor Johnson returned to the Celestial Master's Mansion in Longhu Shan, Jiang Xi province, with a small group of 24 of his senior Daoist disciples. Nine students were accepted as Longhu Shan disciples (Level 9 and 8), and 12 students received their Lu ordinations, becoming ordained as priests in Zhang Yi Daoism (Level 7 and 6). At this time, Professor Johnson also received his second Lu ordination (Level 5 and 4).

http://www.daoistmagic.com/info.php?i=2128

This comes straight out of the Ministry of Silly Walks. He is now the leading candidate for the 2009 Aleister Crowley Kungfu Award. Hollywood awaits!

If you tell people what they want to hear, they will almost always believe you.

[Areios]

Are you seriously asking whether it is ok to lie to women to get them into bed? Or, is it just this kind of lie?

I'm curious about people's opinions. It's not ok for me to lie to meet women,

I don't have any problem with that. BUT I only do it to those girls that are plain stupid. And don't make up big things. I live in a small town so lieing about my name is not realy an option and in a big city who cares? It has a big chanse that we not gonna meet again.

[Overlord]

some of those intelligent women's rational says no, but man their hearts say yes to a truck load of bs......

Over

[Andy_S]

Michael:

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I think that's the first time I ever saw someone quote themselves without further comment.
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I have no idea how or why that happened. Someone call Arthur C. Clarke - quick!

But it WAS pretty quotable.

[Michael]

Probably the same way I once attempted so send a flame PM to a buddy about someone posting in the thread, but posted it in full view of the subject of the flame instead. Massive senior moment.