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Re: Women

Postby meeks on Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:18 pm

You should realize, of course, that we women view men as 2-legged livestock that are smelly and make rude noises from multiple orifices, have to be fed, groomed and cleaned-up-after.

so you're into bestiality...?

kinda like:
...women are life support systems for a vagina....
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Re: Women

Postby Dmitri on Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:44 am

I believe this thread needs this picture:

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Re: Women

Postby mixjourneyman on Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:52 am

"Ah women, they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent". - Frederik Nietzsche
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Re: Women

Postby Wanderingdragon on Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:40 pm

It's really simple people... to understand a woman , simply look for the person. As master yoda would probably say "look past the SCULPTURE young Jedi" :o
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Re: Women

Postby zenman on Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:02 pm

Dmitri wrote:I believe this thread needs this picture:

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Hey, I'm just trying to help out, OK?


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Re: Women

Postby Wanderingdragon on Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:01 pm

See! Now you're scared
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Re: Women

Postby meeks on Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:08 am

should run up and chuck a quart of milk from an open container into it and yell "now go make me a sammich!"


"God is great, Beer is good- pu ying crazy!"

I still don't understand that one...
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Re: Women

Postby Chanchu on Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:13 am

God is great- beer is good-womens ( pu ying) are crazy

Just a bad pun on a country song- heard the other day


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqrogegV1lw

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Re: Women

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:04 am

meeks wrote:should run up and chuck a quart of milk from an open container into it and yell "now go make me a sammich!"



that is disgustingly hilarious.
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Re: Women

Postby Muad'dib on Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:12 pm

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” ~ Oscar Wilde


I don't think one of the gayest men in history should be quoted on the pros and cons of marriage. He has some clear biases that call his views into question.
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Re: Women

Postby Ian on Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:14 pm

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Re: Women

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Re: Women

Postby meeks on Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:28 am

...that room did not smell like 'todd fuck'....
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Re: Women

Postby Ian on Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:32 am

Why do women complain about men posting pics of themselves with their shirts off, yet they're the ones posing for countless beach/bathroom photoshoots?

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Re: Women

Postby yusuf on Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:34 am

Ian wrote:Why do women complain about men posting pics of themselves with their shirts off, yet they're the ones posing for countless beach/bathroom photoshoots?

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why are you complaining about that... :P
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