Grandmaster Mike Gerchak's $2million course

[Michael]

Oh, you haters. He's obviously working with what he's got.

[Ron Panunto]

Cheap at twice the price!

[shawnsegler]

He's so mega!

[Craig]

5. Mega Tonfa

6. Battleshield

7. Mega Stick

8. Mega Knife

9. Mega Sword

10.Mega Punch

go go power rangers?

[Andy_S]

LOL X 1000. And some of you thought he was for real?

Seriously, if anyone did deposit 2 million green ones - hell, 200 green ones - on this kind of scheme, they would have nobody but themselves to blame. Anyone that stupid deserves to be parted from his money before he does something dangerous with it.

Oh, and can one ignore the first 11 levels and go straight to the 12 level of black belt? I mean, why waste time?

[Strange]

i'm having a ball of a time trying to figure out the apps for that saw-tooth thingy gm mike is holding
oh and that yellow rifle thingy laid out on the ground.... how loverly~~

[Michael Babin]

Re: "yellow rifle thingy laid out on the ground"

Hmmm... might be a training version of the war clubs used by some of the eastern first nations warriors in the 18th century [see "Last of the Mohicans"]

More likely it's a secret learned only by the initiates involving copious amounts of K-Y Jelly™?

[Michael]

i'm having a ball of a time trying to figure out the apps for that saw-tooth thingy gm mike is holding
oh and that yellow rifle thingy laid out on the ground.... how loverly~~

I think the saw-tooth things is a CD rack, because people whip those out in bar fights all the time because of their arm-smashing capabilities. The yellow thing looks like a mock rifle, because once again, muggers usually carry mini-14's...at least in the universe where bald-headed guys in orange wife-beaters with green numchucks wearing Klingon belts sell black belts for two million smack-a-roos to movie stars.

[cerebus]

Heh, heh, he looks like Ben Kingsley playing Bruce Lee....

[Strange]

ah yesss... now i know!
nunchuck are like the ones with chains attaching the two sticks
while in nuMchuck you just use telephone chords! with duct tape!
only smarties have the answer! how nice!
(i really should get 10 post counts for this one )

[Darth Rock&Roll]

I am floating in space above you all with my laser platform of global death.

No one is grander than I.

pew pew pew, etc.

[Strange]

you smoking something, drr?

[Michael]

He is pretending to be Black Belt Mike and telling us his innermost thoughts. Might be accurate if he's sincere. Another version could be: Wow, I wonder if people are really going to fall for this?