"Da, can I have 20 pounds please"
and his fathers says:
"10 pounds?!! what do you want 5 pounds for !?"
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Friday Joke
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Friday Joke
by Darth Rock&Roll on Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:03 am
A young Scottish lad walks up to his father and says:
"Da, can I have 20 pounds please"
and his fathers says:
"10 pounds?!! what do you want 5 pounds for !?"
"Da, can I have 20 pounds please"
and his fathers says:
"10 pounds?!! what do you want 5 pounds for !?"
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Re: Friday Joke
by Michael Babin on Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:12 am
This one's a trifle politically-incorrect and may only make sense if you are of a certain age.
If you feel sleighted cause of your ethnicity. feel free to call me a pepsi-drinking frog...
A Boston Irish boy walks up to his dad and says "Pops, can I have $10. for a guinea pig?"
His father doesn't even look up from his paper and grunts "Just a minute, I'll give you a $20 and you can find yourself a nice Irish girl instead."
If you feel sleighted cause of your ethnicity. feel free to call me a pepsi-drinking frog...
A Boston Irish boy walks up to his dad and says "Pops, can I have $10. for a guinea pig?"
His father doesn't even look up from his paper and grunts "Just a minute, I'll give you a $20 and you can find yourself a nice Irish girl instead."
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Re: Friday Joke
by Darth Rock&Roll on Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:14 am
just roll with it and don't worry about the off colour stuff. If it's funny it's funny.
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Re: Friday Joke
by Harvey on Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:51 am
[quote="Michael Babin"]This one's a trifle politically-incorrect and may only make sense if you are of a certain age.
If you feel sleighted cause of your ethnicity. feel free to call me a pepsi-drinking frog...
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How about a poor idiot who's gonna have his housw blown up by the 'RA
Harvey a proper oirish count ye baa-stard!!!!!!
p.s. I'm not even remotely slighted we appreciate the jokes coz we all you know you really wish you were irish LOL
If you feel sleighted cause of your ethnicity. feel free to call me a pepsi-drinking frog...
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How about a poor idiot who's gonna have his housw blown up by the 'RA
Harvey a proper oirish count ye baa-stard!!!!!!
p.s. I'm not even remotely slighted we appreciate the jokes coz we all you know you really wish you were irish LOL
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