Chicken or egg?

[Darth Rock&Roll]

TO resolve any confusion, chickens, eggs, gays and siblings of Jesus are now excluded so as to not muss up the doctrines.

[Steve James]

If chickens came first, then they did not come from chicken eggs.

[Dmitri]

If chickens came first, then they did not come from chicken eggs.

[Steve Rowe]

The egg is a chicken box, the chicken was always there.

[GrahamB]

[Darth Rock&Roll]

startling as the pitted cat eggs are, I'd say T-rex came first. And he had to be fucking cause there's no way he could rub one out with those little arms of his. This is also why T-Rex was the most vicious predator. No masturbation for the terrible lizard!

[Bär]

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

[qiphlow]

forty-two.

[Michael]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Harvey]

there is no egg, there is no chicken, there is only breakfast or dinner

Have you never heard of BReakfast for dINNER, or BRINNER as it is known

[Harvey]

Just to save you all......

A farmer comes home one night to hear banging and crashing noises upstairs in his bedroom, up he runs to find a chicken sitting on the end of the bed smoking a cigarette and an egg lting in the bed crying. He walks out smiling "finally that one solved"

[Michael]

Oh, I get it now.

[cdobe]

there is no egg, there is no chicken, there is only breakfast or dinner

Have you never heard of BReakfast for dINNER, or BRINNER as it is known

I've heard they call it dikfast in Bristol ...

[Darth Rock&Roll]

dickfast is actually what new gay souls do when they get to heaven.

because souls have no genitals.

[Craig]