an old joke about having mom over for dinner

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an old joke about having mom over for dinner

Postby everything on Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:52 pm

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:

_________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
__________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
____________________________________________________

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY -
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Re: an old joke about having mom over for dinner

Postby DeusTrismegistus on Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:12 pm

LOL thats a good one.
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Re: an old joke about having mom over for dinner

Postby Michael on Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:35 am

OMG, that joke was old 20 years ago. Maybe longer :)
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Re: an old joke about having mom over for dinner

Postby cerebus on Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:30 am

ROFLMAO! Nice!
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Re: an old joke about having mom over for dinner

Postby everything on Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:01 pm

Michael wrote:OMG, that joke was old 20 years ago. Maybe longer :)


lol yeah i tried to warn you in the title that the joke was an old joke :)

still, I got a chuckle from it when someone sent it to me again (20 years later).
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Re: an old joke about having mom over for dinner

Postby ashe on Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:54 pm

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