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Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:02 pm**

Currently sitting here drinking a large bottle of a Canadian beer called "Maudite" (The Damned) and watching the re-make of Texas Chainsaw Massacre with Jessica Biehl in it. So far my thoughts are "Damn, Jessica Biehl is Hot!" followed by "Ew, nasty" followed by repeats of "Damn, Jessica Biehl is Hot!"

Just thought I'd share the experience...

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:11 pm**

Damn! Followed by more "Jessica Biehl is hot!"

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:19 pm**

I'm only about 1/2 an hour into the movie and already my brain has whiplash from snapping back & forth between the "Ew, nasty!" and "Damn, Jessica Biehl is hot!" I suspect I'll have a concussion by the time it's over...

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:24 pm**

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:33 pm**

Jeez! Who the hell made this movie? Extremes of "Wow, hot!" and extremes of "Ew, gross!" should NOT be crammed together like this... >:(

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:36 pm**

Perhaps it was intended as aversion therapy for sex addicts?

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:39 pm**

I dunno. So far Jessica's hotness WAY kicks the ass of Leatherface's nastiness (but hey, I'm only halfway through the movie so far, so who knows...)

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:40 pm**

I gotta say, I'm having some issues with the historical accuracy of this film. She's a total young hottie in the '70s and she's wearing a bra? WTF? Not likely!

Posted: **Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:35 pm**

you're watching the texas chainsaw massacre and you're worried about historical accuracy? you haven't had nearly enough beer.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:13 am**

Its true bra's were outlawed in the 70's- chicks would hold rallys and burn them, yep residue from hippy days.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:16 am**

troy I'm not quite sure what you mean. please clarify.

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:07 am**

Snow wrote:Perhaps it was intended as aversion therapy for sex addicts?

[German psychiatrist accent]

Ludivico technique

[/German psychiatrist accent]

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:49 am**

Reminds me of my reaction to Blade 3: bouncing between "goddamn this movie sucks" and "damn, Jessica Biehl is hot"

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:52 am**

qiphlow wrote:you're watching the texas chainsaw massacre and you're worried about historical accuracy? you haven't had nearly enough beer.

Actually I was worried about the fact that Jessica's natural "attributes" were being stifled. No amount of beer would have changed that...

Posted: **Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:53 am**

Ian, you have posted your own clarification.

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