by Andy_S on Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:03 am
Well we have some decent mountains hereabouts, I will give you that. Crystal pools to tombstone into are a bit few on the ground though.
Funnily enough there is one American (I guess) idiot here who, in summer, jogs through MyongDong, a prime downtown shopping district, usually crowded with pedestrians on weekend afternoons. He wears just sneakers, shorts, a sweat band and shades. The chap is not in good shape (skinny, but zero muscle tone) but does have a tan, a hairy chest and frizzy hair. He looks like a refugee from the "Starsky and Hutch" era. I see him, year in and year out, and he always makes me guffaw. If you are going to be a poser, you need to have a pose. He does not but seems to think he does.
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