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How to get out of a speeding ticket
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How to get out of a speeding ticket
by Chris Fleming on Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:03 am
These aren't the droids you are looking for...
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by fuga on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:48 pm
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by Bhassler on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:17 pm
This is how I do.
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by Doc Stier on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:03 pm
You should never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly! 
"First in the Mind and then in the Body."
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by DeusTrismegistus on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:57 pm
Doc Stier wrote:You should never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly!
I would like to think that when someone is a chronic idiot that endangers others constantly the angel would spend more time protecting those the idiot endangers than the idiot himself.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by Darth Rock&Roll on Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:56 am
Bill, I would like to personally thank you for your robust and highly enlightening and still entertaining comment.
thank you again.
thank you again.
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by Chris Fleming on Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:27 pm
Bill wrote:
Lookin good Bill.
Seriously though, if I was a cop I would say, "Those are very nice miss, but here's your ticket." Especially with the dashboard camera that is supposed to be running and how everything (to my understanding) done by da police has to be radioed in and then paper-worked. Makes me wonder if the whole "pretty women get out of tickets" thing is just an urban legend.
I must say though, my wife did get out of two speeding tickets. She was living in England at the time and visiting back in the US. Was pulled over twice (crazy chick was driving too fast) and both times the cops could see that she wasn't even living in the US so there would be no point in trying to collect on a ticket.
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by DeusTrismegistus on Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:42 pm
Chris Fleming wrote:Bill wrote:
Lookin good Bill.
Seriously though, if I was a cop I would say, "Those are very nice miss, but here's your ticket." Especially with the dashboard camera that is supposed to be running and how everything (to my understanding) done by da police has to be radioed in and then paper-worked. Makes me wonder if the whole "pretty women get out of tickets" thing is just an urban legend.
I must say though, my wife did get out of two speeding tickets. She was living in England at the time and visiting back in the US. Was pulled over twice (crazy chick was driving too fast) and both times the cops could see that she wasn't even living in the US so there would be no point in trying to collect on a ticket.
I have a friend who is a female who was pulled over 26 times before getting a warning. All for speeding.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by Chris Fleming on Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:32 am
Did she look like
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Re: How to get out of a speeding ticket
by DeusTrismegistus on Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:52 am
Chris Fleming wrote:Did she look like
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Not quite but she is very attractive.
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