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Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Bill on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:47 pm

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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Josealb on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:23 pm

wtf......i dont get what went thru the bull's mind.....did he fall...or did he try to.... :o
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Bill on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:24 pm

Yes, I believe he tried to.....
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby DeusTrismegistus on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:27 pm

That was a female bullfighter
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Doc Stier on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:54 pm

She got off easy compared to this guy. :-\

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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Michael on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:21 pm

I think that Bill's bull is just trying to crush the matador, not copulate.
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Doc Stier on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:00 pm

Michael wrote:I think that Bill's bull is just trying to crush the matador, not copulate.

Agreed. And even though still a young bull, he weighs enough to do some damage. Would be interesting to know what the extent of the woman's injuries actually were.
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Steve James on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:19 pm

You can't see the bull's weewee, so it wasn't trying to cop or was even excited. When a bull's prick is erect, you can't miss it.
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Josealb on Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:39 pm

So you guys agree when Bill and myself said that the Bull was trying to......crush her to death.
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby fuga on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:16 pm

No, I think he was trying to.....gently, oh ever so gently embrace her.
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Ian on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:02 am

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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby DeusTrismegistus on Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:32 am

fuga wrote:No, I think he was trying to.....gently, oh ever so gently embrace her.


That was definitely trying to copulate. That was clearly a mount position anyone who has witnessed horses or cattle breeding would recognize it.
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:08 am

Q: what do you call a bullfighter with no arms and no legs?

A: Gord
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby cerebus on Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:46 am

Those are some pretty horrible pics. On the one hand I wanna feel some compassion for a fellow human being in pain, but on the other hand it's hard for me to feel sympathy for someone who willingly put themselves down there and stabbed the poor bull with darts and swords...
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Re: Bullfight gone very wrong

Postby meeks on Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:05 am

When a bull's prick is erect, you can't miss it.


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