VD vs Seagull at Chez Stallone (Honest!)

[Andy_S]

French TV Interview:

So there is a party at Rambo's manse....and Seagull reckoned he could kick Van Damme's erse.... so Van Damme calls him out....Seagull runs off like a girly pouffe...while VD, berserk, searches the streets in order to wreak vengeance and rip Seagull's ponytail off.

Oh, happiness! Oh, joy!

BTW, VD does a fairly mean Stallone impersonation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-U5L0QP ... L&index=21

There is even a link to an Indian (!) entertainment magazine quoting Stallone in the info box.

[Darthwing Teorist]

[Doc Stier]

Seems to me that there must be an unknown X Factor involved in this story.

I find it hard to believe that either one of these guys would actually be afraid of one another.

So there's gotta be something else we don't know about as an extenuating circumstance behind the scene. But who can say what that might be?

[cerebus]

ROFLMAO!!! That Stallone imitation was friggin' HILARIOUS! Van Damme outta do a stand-up routine as Stallone!!

[shawnsegler]

My respect for JCVD just went way up.

[TrainingDummy]

Seems to me that there must be an unknown X Factor involved in this story.

I find it hard to believe that either one of these guys would actually be afraid of one another.

So there's gotta be something else we don't know about as an extenuating circumstance behind the scene. But who can say what that might be?

Looks like this was part of the advertising for the JCVD film.

Which incidentally, was pretty awesome film, and it gave me a lot more respect for JCVD as an actor... playing himself... sorta.

[nianfong]

haaha that reminds me taht I need to download the JCVD movie.

[cerebus]

My respect for JCVD just went way up.

+1

[shawnsegler]

He's a disciple of Sooty, just like the rest of us....go figure!

[kreese]

Universal Soldier: Regeneration was not half bad. The inclusion of several MMA fighters made for some nice, tight fight scenes.

[Andy_S]

SNIP
I find it hard to believe that either one of these guys would actually be afraid of one another.
SNIP

Why? Because they are both so strong and fearless? Or because they are both customarily surrounded by entourages of bodyguards, gophers, flunkies, makeup artistes, etc, who would not let a jump spin kick or outer wrist lock anywhere near the inner circle?

Their careers both seem to be in terminal, straight-to-video decline. Neither is moving beyond his persona, neither is moving beyond his moves (Seagull seems to be doubled or shot from the back in most of his ruck scenes these days) and perhaps most importantly, neither seems willing to share the screen with other actors. All of these suggest massive ego problems to me.

The obvious solution? For them to do a movie together - a masterpiece which would surely plumb the depths of on-screen cock.

RE: VD's Bone-on
Be forewarned gentlemen: If you insist on frottering your dance partner like a randy pup, this can happen to you, too...

Crystal ball gazing, I wonder if, in 10 years time, we will see VD doing soft porn... while Seagull advertizes special forces hair oil, or SWAT Team cheeseburgers, or...

[Pat]