MOSQUITO KILLING LASER!!!

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Re: MOSQUITO KILLING LASER!!!

Postby Andy_S on Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:05 am

What Segs said:
Laser every mossie, and suddenly the world is overrun with giant, maneating zombie spiders laying waste our cities and driving humankind into mountain bunkers... where, within a generation, we will degrade into a society of gunwielding, check-wearing, murderous rednecks speaking with Arkansas twangs.

(Of course this scenario would be a revolutionary leap up the evolutionary scale for some areas: Luton, Birmingham and Deptford, S. London, being three Neanderthal locales that spring immediately to mind.)

Speaking of evolution:
Life finds a way.
Which means, Mr Darwin, that before we know it, we will be facing dive-bombing, laser-killing mosquitoes. Ho-hum - back to square one.
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Re: MOSQUITO KILLING LASER!!!

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:53 am

I'd install one in my daughter's bedroom. Maybe it can shoot down those government insect spy robots too! :D
И ам тхе террор тхат флапс ин тхе нигхт! И ам тхе црамп тхат руинс ёур форм! И ам... ДАРКWИНГ ДУЦК!
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