Although the last story is kind of the funniest, it's the middle story that gets me personally:
"Your clothes are too wet for us to dry. Take them home and dry them, then bring them back and we'll dry them." That is the sort of thing that makes me want to rip my ears out. I don't even know how many times I have come just a hairs breadth away from some sort of international incident over some piece of retardedness like that. Usually much less idiotic but, in principle, the same. The one that drives me nuts for some reason, even though its really very minor (maybe its like "Chinese" water torture) is how you can't purchase cold soft drinks except for maybe one month in the middle of summer. Not refrigerating them is one thing but being told what a whacko I am for drinking
cold coca cola when it's only 15 or 20 degrees out drives me nuts. Last I checked, tea was serverd hot even if it was 45 degrees C. outside.
Warm coke....m mm mmmmm. . . .
There's the unavailability of deodorant or even undershirts in the winter because they are "seasonal products".
Being asked by several neighbors in one day after a 3 or 4 day weekend if I had gone back to America to see family over the holidy?!?
For some reason I can't think of others at the moment but all of your stories feel very familiar to me.